Easy Lazy Spaghetti

{For those who can't cook}


This post is dedicated to Kuet Tai who is a friend and a loyal reader of ALL ABOUT LOVE.
This is called Easy Lazy Spaghetti because it is super easy, super fast and...well, you get my point.


Ingredients:
1 packet regular spaghetti (you can also use angel hair spaghetti)
1 regular bottle of pasta sauce
4 regular onions {diced}

4 cloves of garlic {chopped}

Approximately 300 grams minced pork(or beef or chicken, whatever you like)
300 grams of ham and/or sausages {sliced}

1 can of button mushrooms {sliced}



Preparation:
1.  Boil a pot of water and pour a little oil in the pot.

2.  Put spaghetti in the pot of boiling water.

(This image is from wikipedia)

Meanwhile,

3.  Wash, chop, cut and do whatever you need to do.
3.  Heat the frying pan and put in a chunk of butter.
5.  Fry the chopped garlic until aromatic.
6.  Put in the minced pork and cook until minced pork is a little brown and aromatic.
7.  Put in the diced onions until the onions look almost transparent but not soft.
8.  Put everything else in.
9.  Fry a little.
10.Pour pasta sauce in the pan.

11.Let it simmer. (Optional : Add a slice or two of Kraft's cheese in the sauce)

12.Check on the spaghetti. If it is ready, you can break it using a pair of chopstick.
13.Drain the spaghetti, cool over cold water and put loads of butter on the spaghetti and mix.

Serve. (Optional : Add mozzarella and/or cheese on the gravy)


It is actually very easy and you can alter the recipe and/or add any other ingredients you like.

Why put oil in the water to boil?

So that the spaghetti won't stick together.

Why cool the spaghetti over cold water after draining?

So that it is more "bouncy" and nice.

Oh, why post something so easy to prepare?

As I have mention, FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T COOK! GEDDIT????!!!!

If you don't want to follow my recipe, I don't care.

nice not?(okay, it looks like crap but it taste yummy)

The List of Stupid People

Sometimes I wonder, how did so many stupid people appear at the face of this earth?

Are they breeding in a secret sanctum? Is it one of the terrorist alien's scheme to take over the world?

What is going on in their head?

Do they have brains like us human beings or do they have cotton candy in their skulls instead?

Let me give you a list of locations you can find these...cotton candied brain sapiens...

 1. Location : Parking lot.

• Stupid A parks his Proton Saga in two parking lots. ONE Saga for TWO parking lots. And that place happens to be a busy place, and it is quite difficult to find a parking.

2. Location : Shopping Mall

• Stupid B pushes her trolley over my feet, without saying "excuse me" nor giving an apology. Stupid B's husband who obviously was the civilized, educated one, apologized on his dumb wife's action(who was obviously in a hurry to fight over cheap rejected goods).

3. Location : KTM (Commuter)

• Stupid C, D, E, F, G, H, I and J blocks the commuter exit. Even after a lady with her son said "Excuse me?" a couple of times, stupid C, D, E, F, G, H, I and J was to stupid to understand or give way. Until one of the stupid sapien stepped on the boy, and the boy started screaming,then and only then did those stupid sapiens gave way. 

• Stupid K brings little daughter on the commuter wearing skimpy clothes and high heels(I'm not against the idea of sexy mama but...you should read on first). Stupid K's daughter vomited milk, and she did not even have a handkerchief or towel. While I handed her a whole packet of tissue, her daughter continued vomiting. And people on the left and right of stupid K jumped from their seats and stood 2 metres away from the crime scene.

4. Location : Bus

• Stupid L talks on the phone ever so loudly about studying ACCA(So proud to be a student of ACCA, huh?) and having to re-take them TWICE! Why?? Why?? Why tell the whole world  bus you failed? TWICE!
• Stupid M coughs with his big fat mouth open in every direction and saliva kept spewing out the whole one hour journey. It was like a non-stop remix.

5. Location : School

• Stupid N works in the school office, and he made me wait 25 minutes to take ONE certificate. When one of the teachers saw me, she asked where is the clerk because there is a student(me) waiting for her certificate. That #@$^&^#&%@ stupid idiot was hiding behind the door the whole time chatting away with his colleague. And his colleague, Stupid O told me to keep waiting until he returned to his desk without telling me that he was hiding there the whole time!

As you can see, I meet a lot of stupid people everyday. Sometimes I wonder, if it was true that humans evolved from a chimpanzee, then they probably evolved right until...

HERE!

Facebook = Temptation

I, Charmaine Lee, vowed to never again log into Facebook.com(well, maybe I will log in after exams, which is in another 3 months).

I started using facebook(FB) because Max had one. I wanted to know what was it about. Later I was sucked into the applications. I played games which are so lame that even Tetris is more exciting.

After a long preaching I received from Max...sigh...a very long one about how i should not waste my time on FB, etc. etc. and how I should study few hours a day... etc. etc... Actually, now that I think of it, he sounded like my brother. "STUDY, STUDY, STUDY!!!! FUTURE, FUTURE, BRIGHT FUTURE!!!"... Sounded more like, "FARM!! FARM!! FARM!! KILL!! KILL!! KILL!! FIRST BLOOD...OWNING!!!!" to me... sigh~~~

the point is NO MORE FB FOR ME!!!!!!


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The next challenge is HOW DO I FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE STUDYING???

Wouldn't it be better if we were to be taught and have exams the moment after the class is over. Like, 12 hours Financial Accounting, the 13th hour, exams straight! So, what you can absorb is your result! NO STUDYING!!!

Or have common sense as one of the subjects... I have friends who is like...

STUDIES - 100%

Common sense - none

sigh~ the world is unfair...