Cheating husbands loses their d***

Recently, I have been bored to tears. So, I have been surfing the net, reading articles, etc. etc.

Well, well...What have I found? It is true that HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. Don't play play.

Virginia : A woman had her husband bear the sign "I cheated this is my punishment" on a busy road.

Wisconsin : Woman super-glued her husband's d*** to his stomach.

New York : Woman pours boiling water on her husband's d***.

And the most popular case, Lorena Bobbitt who cut off her husband's...well, you get my point.

Well, here's ANOTHER 10 WAYS to torture these cheaters... *evil grin*

1. Super-glue his **** with his nuts(like a chunk) to his butt...that way, he won't be able to sit or lie down...comfortably...

2. Have him vasectomized.

3. Have him sodomized.

4. Put him on a fish tank filled with pirahnas with only his **** in the water.

5. Spread honey on his **** and throw in a bee hive filled with bees.

6. Rub the hottest chilli on his ****.

7. Feed him with 25 viagra pills, tie him up and lock him in an empty room.

8. Feed him nothing else but viagra for the whole week.

9. I can't think of anything else, so cut his ****.

10.Cut his **** in few pieces.

And finally... leave him... it ain't worth no piece of shyt.

Alert : Don't piss your pants while watching!

My friend,J introduced this to me a few years ago when I stayed in her home. Nonetheless, it is still so muthaf funny.

Recently...everything sucked...

I do not know what to post on my blog. I wish I had happy things to post, but I don't because everything pisses the heck out of me. Just this week, when I was returning home from class, I had to sit beside this idiotic bimbo. I was pissed because she was damned exaggerating. I know everyone must be very cautious as there is this Influenza A H1N1 going around. But I tell you, she was damned freaking "kua cheong" ,okay! She used her jacket to cover her nose(maybe she was too poor to get a mask,or a mask might be too ugly for her bimbo-tic face), and stick to the freaking window and looked at me like I was the mother of all muthaf influenza and had to give me her freaking bimbo look so that I would not infect her. Next time take a cab la! Sei kua cheong fan po... KANASAI!
Oh, but when we reach the toll(the bus would still need to travel another 15minutes to reach the bus terminal), she removed her jacket from her blooddie face and took off her jacket. My H1N1 power can not attack within that 15 minutes meh???!!! Stupid bimbo!!

Then, today, I met a Bamboo (guy bimbo - but he was fugly). I was waiting in the car because my sister had to bring her baby to the clinic and there weren't any parking around. Then, this freaking Bamboo was directly facing me(exactly 90 degrees perpendicular to the car). And he honked. OK. Never mind. And he HONKED! AND HONKED! AND HONKED! wtf... In the end, I had to move the car(like 0.001 kilometres to the front). And the best part... HE WAS RIDING A FREAKING MOTORCYCLE!!! Blooddie Bamboo!! Why I always bump into idiots???!!! I am already emo, still want to piss me off!

I don't know what is wrong with me lately. It is torturing enough that he has to be 253km away and only meets him once a month (if I'm lucky). And then, he hangs out with his friends leaving me to wait for him to video call me. And then on the phone, I can hear girls giggling at the back. I don't doubt him but my self-esteem has been an all time low level because of this. I feel upset and moody all the time. I don't have the mood to go out or do anything. Just sit in front of the computer waiting for him to be free. Heck! I even have only 1 meal per day. I can't even have a proper sleep. It sucks.

Bright future...

Seriously, I read this in my mail 4 years ago... And it never fails to amuse me every time...

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I copied this from an online forum though.

It sucks!

Barely a year and 8 months...
But I understood him so much...
He could have taken his lunch two hours ago, and said he was full...
But I knew better, and prepared him another meal instead...
He would get so hungry easily...
I understood him so much that even if he said, "No, I'm fine. I am not angry at all."
It would only meant that he is not fine, and he wants me to reassure him...

I love him so so so much!

I sent him to the train station just now...
His family was there...
As every minute passed by, I felt my heart beat faster...
Not in anticipation but in panic...
He was going to leave me...

I watched as he took a step away from me...
I felt my heart ache...
I was trying to hold back my tears the whole time...
I was choking as I tried my best to hide my teary eyes...
I said goodbye... walked... and never looked back...

It sucks!
(even though he kept telling me he'll be back within two weeks for 3days)

I miss him already! T.T