Monday, August 31, 2009

Cheating husbands loses their d***

Recently, I have been bored to tears. So, I have been surfing the net, reading articles, etc. etc.

Well, well...What have I found? It is true that HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. Don't play play.

Virginia : A woman had her husband bear the sign "I cheated this is my punishment" on a busy road.

Wisconsin : Woman super-glued her husband's d*** to his stomach.

New York : Woman pours boiling water on her husband's d***.

And the most popular case, Lorena Bobbitt who cut off her husband's...well, you get my point.

Well, here's ANOTHER 10 WAYS to torture these cheaters... *evil grin*

1. Super-glue his **** with his nuts(like a chunk) to his butt...that way, he won't be able to sit or lie down...comfortably...

2. Have him vasectomized.

3. Have him sodomized.

4. Put him on a fish tank filled with pirahnas with only his **** in the water.

5. Spread honey on his **** and throw in a bee hive filled with bees.

6. Rub the hottest chilli on his ****.

7. Feed him with 25 viagra pills, tie him up and lock him in an empty room.

8. Feed him nothing else but viagra for the whole week.

9. I can't think of anything else, so cut his ****.

10.Cut his **** in few pieces.

And finally... leave him... it ain't worth no piece of shyt.

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